I have never heard a song by 1D, nor do I consider myself a fan. And yet I am somehow able to answer a jeopardy question about them. Congrats on infiltrating my life.
Who are you mom?!
Probably not. Who is this anon?!
SOOOOOOOOO SADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s seriously epic. I might have to just screenshot the page…
I really want to go to McDonalds, but I parallel parked PERFECTLY!
I won’t say anything, except for the fact that I was cleaning tea off of my macbook’s screen and keyboard for a solid twenty minutes afterward.
I SHRIEKED WITH LAUGHTER
BETH YOU NEED TO READ THIS
o h m y g o d
HAHAHAHAHAAH READ IT ALL NOW
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2 …. Do you recognize the answer?